The Lumberjack Squad

The Lumberjack Squad is a super space squad vowed to protect the universe from pteryodactyls, trees, and other evil forces. They are the founders of The Lumberjack Academy of Butt Kicking, as well as other awesome organizations. They're most famous member of all time is Lumberjack Nick.

Rankings
Admiral - the highest ranking in the Lumberjack squad. They admiral oversees all butt kicking and gives orders to the captains.

Captain - a title given to lumberjacks after they are too old to kick butt anymore. They usually over see a squad of lumberjacks of no more than 10.

Lumberjack - is the highest ranking in active butt kicking and therefore is the most prodigious. Members are promoted to his ranking after reaching manhood and surviving no less than 100 life threatening missions as flapjacks. They are then given a license to kick whom ever's butt they wish to, as well as are given the most danerous missions possible. They carry axes as weapons and do not use laser guns under any circumstances.

Flapjack - Once a pancake reaches adolescence they are usually promoted to the flapjack ranking upon completeing a difficult and dangerous test of skill and manhood which only 1% survive. They are no longer paired with a lumberjack, and are allowed to be given less dangerous missions.

Pancake - this ranking is given to all maple syrups who reach the age of eight, are able to pass several tests and tasks. They are then allowed to accompany a lumberjack in the field as their squire and sidekick. They have to continue taking classes at the academy until they graduate and are promoted to flapjack.

 Female Rankings :

Lumberjackjan - This ranking is the female equivalent to the male ranking of lumberjack, though carry laser guns instead of axes.

Flapjan - This ranking is the female equivalent to the male ranking of flapjack.

Hotcake - This ranking is the female equivalent to the male ranking of pancake.

 Pre-Squad Rakings :

Maple Syrup - Before a member is accepted into the squad, members are given this title and begin taking classes at the Academy. They are not allowed working in the field until they reach the age of eight, are able to pass several tests and tasks, and are promoted to either pancake or hotcake.